West Ham 0 - 4 Chelsea 
Hammers get lesson at Upton Park. Chelsea took their Carling Cup frustrations out on their hosts early. Even the loss of Frank Lampard to a silly red card did little to brighten the day for West Ham. Lampard opened up the scoring for the Blues by converting the penalty earned by Salomon Kalou when Anton Ferdinand brought him down in the box. Joe Cole doubled the scoreline three minutes later when he powered home a pass from Nicolas Anelka. Michael Ballack turned the match into a rout two minutes later when he got on the receiving end of a Lampard cross. So when the whistle blew for the half to end the hosts were already down 3-0, though it should have been 4-0 as Anelka was wrongly judged to be offside when he scored.
The Blues withstood a concerted effort by West Ham to get back into the game and dashed all hope when Ashley Cole finished them off with a 64th minute goal. Chelsea needed the boost before they host Olympiacos on Wednesday. What they didn’t need was for Lampard to have to sit out for the next three domestic matches.


Arsenal 1 - 1 Aston Villa 
Gunners escape at Emirates. Aston Villa made the trip to London a memorable one as they showed a lot of fight. Arsenal had the better of the statistics, but I didn’t see it. The Villans kept slipping through and challenging the Arsenal defense. Gabriel Agbonlahor’s speed kept the Gunner defenders on their back foot as the England U-21 international made run after run at Manuel Almunia’s goal. Aston Villa got their goal when Philippe Senderos knocked a beauty into his own net in the 27th. There was some question about Agbonlahor being offside in the build up, but no flag went up and he sent in a fantastic cross that the Swiss international deflected into his own net.
Arsenal threw what they had at Scott Carson in the last ten minutes and the defense rose to the occasion over and over. Then they failed to clear a cross into the box and the defender knocked the ball in front of Nicklas Bendtner, who slotted home from close range and rescued a point and a slim lead in the Premiership.
One last point. Theo Walcott needs to get over himself. He had a couple of opportunities to find teammates for a good shot on goal and instead he took some pretty lousy shots. Nice one Theo.


Birmingham 4 - 1 Tottenham 
Blues spoil party at St Andrews. A quick word of advise to the Hotspurs…FOCUS! Birmingham City didn’t just beat Tottenham, they demolished them. Mikael Forssell welcomed himself back to the starting line-up with a hat-trick. Forssell has had a recent history of injury though you would never have guessed as he showed that he has lost none of his skill. Sebastian Larsson added to the Blues talley with a great free kick of his own.
Jermaine Jenas scored in stoppage time for the Spurs, but the points all went to the home side. Tottenham tried to claw themselves into this match, but couldn’t beat Maik Taylor. City have had two great results in the last two weeks and are playing some good football.


Fulham 0 - 3 Man Utd 
Red Devils run riot at Craven Cottage. Sir Alex rested his big guns for long stretches during their trip to the capital. Fulham had some good chances that they just could not put away in the match and United made them pay for it. Owen Hargreaves got a rare chance at a free kick and sent it into the upper right hand corner to give Manchester United the lead at the 15 minute mark for his first United goal. Park Ji-Sung scored a superb header at the end of the first half to make the Fulham task even harder. The Cottagers hopes were dashed midway through the second half when Simon Davies sent the ball through Antti Niemi’s wicket and into the net.
Brian McBride and Eddie Johnson formed an all American front line for Fulham with Johnson getting off a couple of good shots at Edwin Van Der Sar. McBride has been out for a long time through injury and was unable to resurrect the form he has shown so often at Craven Cottage. Sadly the run in will probably be the end of his stay in England.


Elsewhere: Derby County 0-0 Sunderland; Middlesbrough 0-1 Reading; Newcastle United 0-1 Blackburn Rovers; Manchester City 0-0 Wigan Athletic.
















